March 24, 2012

Oh, What a Tangled Web we Weave

More than two centuries after they were published, the magnificently alliterative words of Walter Scott remain heavily quoted. So well known are these words from the epic poem, Marmion, that the subsequent line, “When first we practice to deceive!” need not be mentioned to convey the intended message. All of which has little to do with my most recent round of golf, except perhaps that the game often feels like a tangled web, ensnaring and frustrating its helpless practitioners.

Appropriately, my last round of golf took place at Tangle Creek Golf Club, located in Barrie, Ontario. I played there once before, but it was way back in 2006. I consulted my blog entry for that round to see if I could glean anything useful, but my effort was fruitless. Considering that I described my play as “pure garbage,” it's no surprise that I was rather tight-lipped about the details.

I'm happy to say that things were quite a bit better this time around. It was my second round of the season, thanks to a week of remarkably mild weather. Teeing off in the mid afternoon, I got off to a very hot start. I striped my drive to the fairway on the opening par-5, then followed it up with a green in regulation. In fact, I managed to do the same on the next two holes as well. Through the first four holes, I amassed two pars and two bogeys.

On hole #5, the tees were playing well up. I should have had no trouble clearing a creek that crosses the fairway, but I caught the ball terribly thin and off the heel. Sure enough, I ended up in the creek. It was my only bad drive of the front nine, but it was costly. After taking a drop, my path to the green was completely blocked by a large tree 40 yards away. A low punch attempt smacked the trunk and I had to play the same type of shot a second time. Triple bogey was the result.

After a magnificent par on hole #6 and an equally impressive drive on hole #7, the wheels came off. My drive was so good that I ran through the end of the fairway on this sharp dogleg right. My ball was on a mound well below my feet. I wanted to hit a wedge about 100 yards, which would set up an approach into the par-5 from about 150 yards away. I chose a line left of my target, as the lie has a tendency to push balls to the right. Surprisingly, the ball travelled precisely on the line I took, smacking a tree 50 yards away.

Now I was in the rough just off the fairway, with a slightly downhill lie. I was 190 yards from the green. There was no way to go for it, as the fairway sloped down to a creek in the valley, before rising sharply on the other side to an elevated green. The prudent play was to pay the price for the poor second shot and just pitch the ball to the 150-yard stick. I attempted that shot, but completely duffed it, sending the ball a mere five yards ahead. Conditions weren't much better for my next shot, though I was in the fairway now. I hit a 4-iron thin, barely clearing the creek. From there, I hit a series of wedge shots ridiculously short. A 3-putt ensued, bringing my score on the hole to a pathetic 10.

A topped 6-iron off the tee on hole #8 was no doubt due to the frustration that carried over from the previous hole. This is a par-3 with a forced carry over bush. I was forced to declare my ball unplayable and as a result, ended up with a triple-bogey. I finished the front nine with a score of 51, in spite of such a promising start.

On the back nine, it finally happened. In the first round of the season, I was guarding against the straight pull off the tee with the driver. As a result, I hit quite a few slices, both high and low. At the start of this round, I told myself not to worry about the straight pull. The result was a lot of pretty baby fades. On hole #10 however, I pulled a wicked one straight into the fescue that abounds left of the fairway. I did the same thing on hole #17, pulling a vicious drive into a massive waste bunker. In both cases, the penalty wasn't very severe, so I guess it wasn't a very big deal.

I strung together a bunch of bogeys on the back nine before succumbing to a triple-bogey on hole #14. The problem this time was sand. A solid drive carried a couple of ponds to the right rough. From merely 90 yards out, I came up short and landed in a bunker. My first bunker shot was hit fat, while my second was thin and scooted over the green. Just like that an easy hole becomes a nightmare. I mis-hit a couple more bunker shots before the round was over. I was fat both times.

On the final hole, a par-5 with a severe dogleg right, my birdie chip from just off the back of the green stopped two inches right of the cup. That would have given me a score of 99, which wouldn't be bad for this course, especially after my long layoff. As it was, I finished with the frustrating score of 100. Despite the score, I felt like many things went well. I drove the ball much better than I did the previous week, my irons were solid, as was my putting. I had some brain freezes with short pitch shots and with bunker shots, which I'll need to avoid in the future.

Score: 100
Putts: 36
Fairways: 5
Greens: 3
Penalties: 3

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