Wasted Time at Crosswinds

I'm going to save myself some work by recycling an old post that sums up my last round perfectly. Only a few minor edits (appearing in parentheses / bold) are required to the original post.

Also, here's some appropriate musical accompaniment. Enjoy.



Money wasn't the only thing I wasted at (Angus Glen) Crosswinds on (Saturday) Sunday. I also wasted my time. Then again, if I didn't waste it on the golf course, I'd be wasting it somewhere else, so what the hell.

Posting these results is getting to be embarrassing, so I'll keep it short:

I pulled most tee shots with the driver. Only a couple were pushed right.

I pulled a tee shot with the (3-wood) driver en route to six over par on the (tenth) twelfth hole.

I pulled most approach shots with all irons. Only a couple were pushed right.

I made decent chips, with poor results.

I made decent putts, with poor results.

I made good decisions at times, but there was no reward.

I can no longer hit the 3-wood from (the fairway) anywhere. It used to be my best club.

I can not recover after a bad hole. You don't understand the rage.

Practice does not make perfect. Don't be gullible.

Good things do not come to those who wait.

Good guys do finish last. Always.

There is no justice. Only evil.

There is no Santa Claus. However, there are plenty of thieves, cheaters and liars.

You can't do whatever you set your mind to. However, you can be run over by a bus.

In the end, you will die and nobody will care.

Score: (111) 108
Par: 72
Putts: (38) 37
Fairways: 4
Greens: 2